(Wiki-special begins at Jimmy Neutron and Blossom's house one morning)
Blossom: *cooking breakfast in the kitchen while she hummed "The Powerpuff Girls" theme song*
(Then Jimmy Neutron and Goddard entered the kitchen with a new invention)
Jimmy: Good morning, Blossom, I think you'll be pleased to know that LONG breakfast preparation will be a thing of the past!
Blossom: Why, Jimmy?
Jimmy: I'm glad you asked. With my latest invention, "The Neutron Breakfast Time Conservator", all you do is insert said ingredients in the cylinder here (points to the very part) and with a few presses, twists and turns, a completed breakfast will be presented to you.
Blossom: I have a bad feeling about this, but let's see if it'll work!
Jimmy: Splendid! Goddard...
Goddard: *barks twice* (reaches for eggs, bacon and bread with the mechanical claw from inside his back and inserts them all into the invention)
(Jimmy then activates the machine, but it malfunctions and explodes causing a big mess in the kitchen; Jimmy, Goddard and Blossom also are covered in the mess)
Jimmy: Augh! Gas planet! Must have made a TINY miscalculation. I am SO sorry, dear!
Blossom: Oh, don't worry, hon. Cleaning up's easy when you have superpowers. (Various zooms and the entire kitchen as well as her, Jimmy and Goddard are cleaned good as new)
Jimmy: Ah well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.
(Just then a notification sound from "Stype" [spoof of the video chat service, "Skype"] was heard on Jimmy's computer.)
Jimmy: That must be my parents. Probably want to say "hi".
Blossom: I'll be making us breakfast, I'll join you when I can.
(At Jimmy's computer)
Jimmy: Normally, I'd talk to them on your monitor, Goddard, but since we live on our own, we need a computer so Mom and Dad can see the BOTH of us AND Blossom.
(Jimmy clicks the message and Judy and Hugh appear on the screen looking very glum)
Jimmy: Hi, guys!
Judy (glumly): Oh...good morning...Jimmy.
Jimmy: What's wrong? Why's Dad have his face in his hands? Did one of his ducks from his collection disappear again?
Judy: No sweetie, it's...
Jimmy: Did he swallow a bolt thinking it was a grape again? (reference to the JN episode, "I Dream of Jimmy")
Judy: No, dear...
Jimmy: Oh no! Did Eustace Strych escape from Juvie and is terrorizing Retroville?!
Judy: No, Jimmy. Your dear grandmother, Granny Neutron...*sniffles*
Jimmy (uneasy): What about Granny?
Judy: She...she died!
Hugh: *sobbing quietly* Oh, mom...!
Jimmy: What?! Granny's dead?! W....when did she die?!
Judy: Overnight, I'm afraid, sweetie. While you've been driving with your friends and teammates in NASCAR, we've been getting calls from the retirement home she's been living in since she moved to Retroville and they say she had been very ill and having very severe pains.
Hugh (sobbing tone): *sniffles* Her morphine couldn't even help with that! (buries his face into his hands as he emits another sob)
Judy: We received the call from the retirement home this morning and we knew we had to tell you immediately!
Jimmy: *flabbergasted gasping and like Hugh, buries his face into his hands and cries*
Blossom: Jimmy! Are you all right?! What happened?!
Judy: Oh...hello, daughter-in-law.
Blossom: What's going on? Did something awful happen?
Jimmy (crying tone): It's Granny Neutron, dear! She died! (cries)
Blossom: *sad, horrified gasp* She did?!
Judy: You may have only known her for a short time, dear, but I can see you must be distraught as well.
Blossom: I am! (cries along with Jimmy)
Judy: Jimmy, Blossom, I knew the news would hurt you both so Hugh and I need you both to come to Retroville to attend your late grandmother's funeral this week as well as to clean out what's left in her retirement room...!
Blossom: *sad gasping; tears in her eyes* We will, dear parents-in-law...
Judy: Jimmy...are you ok, dear?
Jimmy: *sad gasping*
Blossom (tears in her eyes): I think he's too sad to speak anymore. We'll see you first thing tomorrow...!
Judy: Likewise. Hugh? Would you like to say anything else before we sign out?
Hugh *sobbing tone*: Mom always made AMAZING pie...!
(Judy signs out of "Stype")
Jimmy (tears in his eyes): I can't believe my grandmother's gone! I'm too young to lose my Granny! (sobs)
Blossom: I'm very sorry, Jimmy. I may have never met MY grandmother, but I feel the pain too! (cries)
Goddard: *whines sadly and via the mechanical claw in his back hands both Jimmy and Blossom tissues)
Jimmy: Thanks, Goddard...
Blossom: *sniffles* You're a very good, sweet boy, Goddard.
(Scene eases out as Jimmy and Blossom continue to lament and the scene goes to black)
(Scene brings us to the Funeral where the entire Neutron Family [including Blossom] were in funeral black standing outside in the cemetery mourning)
Jimmy: I wish I could have been there to say good-bye to her when I had the chance!
Judy: Oh, sweetie...you still can before she is lowered into the ground.
Jimmy: (sniffles) It's not the same! (cries into his hands; Blossom comforts him)
(Then Commander Baker from "Operation: Rescue Jet Fusion" and "My Big Fat Spy Wedding" enters the scene)
Commander Baker: Welcome. Normally I am a spy employee of the "Big Top Secret Organization" or BTSO for short, but other days, I am a minister for weddings and funerals. We are gathered here today to mourn and honor the passing of Granny Neutron. She was a good woman to the Neutron family...and well-known for the movies she starred in from her younger days along with her good friend...Phyllis Diller...who sadly went long before she did. But now...the time of Granny Neutron's life...is complete. Before we commit this elderly woman into the earth...would anyone like to say any final words for her?
(Hugh walks up)
Hugh: I would...(approaches where Commander Baker stood) Before her time...my mom always made AMAZING pie! I didn't even always like pie at first...but she showed me the GLORIOUS world of pie! She was always good to me! She'd even let me play with the ducks by the pond at the park! (sad gasp) Why is age such a cruel, unfair thing?! (cries and Judy approaches where Hugh stood)
Judy: What my husband is trying to say is...Mother Neutron was very caring and understanding...she gave a lot to us...but more importantly...she gave me my husband who he and I were able to have our wonderful birth son, Jimmy AND who married our BEAUTIFUL daughter-in-law...Blossom! She gave me a WONDERFUL family! Thank you, Mother Neutron! (tears up and sobs)
Jimmy: Blossom and I would like to say a few words...(they approach where Hugh and Judy were)
Blossom: I've only known Granny Neutron for a short time...but I do know how it feels to lose someone close to you...(referring to the PPG episode, "Twister Sister"). Granny, I wish I could have had more time to know you...it's just awful that I'm gonna miss you SO much! (cries)
Jimmy: My grandmother always enjoyed telling stories of her younger days or even recent days...somehow...I feel if I hadn't experimented on her so much...I wouldn't feel responsible for affecting her health! (stifling a cry) What I'm trying to say is...Granny, I'm sorry for you dying and I know I'm never going to forget you like NO grandchild should when they lose their grandfather OR grandmother at a young age!
(Granny Neutron gets lowered into her grave as The Neutron Family [including Blossom] teared up as they watched)
(The next day at Granny's old retirement room where Jimmy, his folks and Blossom were cleaning out belongings of Granny Neutron)
Blossom: It's so sad that we'll never see Granny Neutron again.
Judy: Oh...*sniffles* you're a very good daughter-in-law, Blossom. You may not have known her long, but you feel you've been with us long enough to know her well.
Hugh: (looks at a picture of him as a young boy and Granny as a middle-aged adult) *sighs sadly*
Jimmy: Aw, Dad, I know how much you're hurting right now.
Hugh: Jim...Jimmy...James...Jimbo...uh, son, let me tell you about...passing on...when our time comes...if we were good, they say we'd go to our own WONDERFUL land of paradise. In my case all the pie you can eat without gaining weight OR getting sick and every breed of duck galore! But if we've been bad...we go to a HORRIBLE paradise where all our nightmares come to life! In my case where pie is STALE and ducks are EVIL! And-
Judy: Hugh! Don't give your son any ideas!
Jimmy: Er, yeah, Dad. Besides, I learned that sort of thing a long time ago.
Blossom: Hey, you guys, look what I just found. (presents a VHS in unison) It reads "For when I die by Granny Neutron".
Jimmy: Well, she still has her old VCR and television in here, let's watch it.
(Judy inserts the VHS)
(Granny appears on-screen sitting in her chair)
Granny: Hello, family!
Hugh: Hi, mom!
Jimmy: Dad, she can't hear you.
Hugh: *sigh* I know...
Granny: If you're watching this, I'm in a better place....or in The Great Beyond! (laughs) But first, I wanna tell you all how much you ALL mean to me. Hugh, you were a WONDERFUL son and despite your...naivety you still managed to give me a laugh! Judy, I couldn't have asked for NO ONE better than you to take care of my son who is also your husband, and at the end of this VHS I have my secret pie recipes for you to bake and keep my pie legacy alive!
Judy: Oh, well that's nice.
Granny: Jimmy, you were always my FAVORITE grandson. And anything you've done to me from experimentation and whatnot, I'm ALWAYS willing to forgive you.
Jimmy: Aw, thanks, Granny.
Granny: And Blossom, my favorite granddaughter-in-law, if we don't get to know each other long, I want you to know you'll make my favorite grandson VERY happy. Not like that Malibu-wannabe in the ponytail (referring to Cindy) (laughs)
Blossom: Thanks so much, Granny.
Jimmy: If only Cindy could be here right now....
Granny: Now when I die, Hugh I bequeath MY grandfather's oldest duck to you to hold onto...(holds up the very wooden duck in unison)
Hugh: (smiles as he looks at the duck he's already holding)
Granny: Judy...as I said beforehand, you'll carry on my pie legacy...so in case I forget to put it on this VHS, my recipe book is in my closet!
Judy: You know I will NOT disappoint!
Granny: Jimmy...I only wish I knew the proper hand-me-downs to give you and Blossom so my best advice to you is...Jimmy, NEVER stop brain-blasting! Keep that brain of yours in work! And Blossom, NEVER stop blossoming! Keep up your good spirits AND keep kicking butt for me in NASCAR! Make me proud, my grandchildren! That's all I have to say....good-bye. (tape suddenly goes to static and with a blue screen)
(Sunday morning at Jimmy and Blossom's hauler with Jimmy Neutron, Blossom, Timmy, Bubbles, Edd, Jackie, Sheen, Cindy, Lisa and Colin having breakfast)
Jimmy: *sighs as he pokes at his breakfast with his fork*
Blossom: Jimmy's still been very devastated by the loss of his grandmother.
Colin: The poor lad. I can only imagine what he must be going through.
Edd: Jimmy, I TRULY empathize with you. I'm thankful I made it out of Citiesville ALIVE because after having raced on the track where I lost Eddwin...(nervous choke) the pain still lingers in me. (referring to the "2000 Citiesville 500 Fantasy Edition" wiki last week)
Jackie: Don't worry, Eddward. We got through Citiesville last week AND keep in mind, earlier this year, the 2000 Far Far Away 300 in the BUSCH Series honored the loss of your brother and Nazz won for you AND Eddwin! (reference to the "2000 Far Far Away 300 Fantasy Edition Wiki")
Timmy: Jackie's right, dude. Eddwin TOTALLY knows how his younger brother feels.
Edd: Thank you, Jackie and Timmy.
Jimmy: I'm just glad you're all here to get me through this uneasy time.
Lisa: I know how you feel, Jimmy, I remember one day when my family and I were informed our Grandpa Abe was said to have died (referring to the Simpsons episode, Old Man and the Key) but it turned out to be a different elderly man with a similar Family name! I wish the same could be said for your Granny. Regardless, I was VERY and TRULY devastated.
Bubbles: Poor Granny! I remember when she and I were in the Willy Wonka movie (reference to the "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory Fantasy Crossover Edition" wiki), she was FUN to work with AND an AMAZING actress!
Jimmy: It was the LAST movie she was ever in! First Mr. Spock, (referring to the Leonard Nimoy's Star Trek character and having lost him in the MC&TTTTWF episode, "Gotta Ed!!!!") and now my grandmother! I can't stand losing the people close to me, man!!!! (cries)
Sheen: I don't get it...why do they say only the GOOD die YOUNG. Were Spock and Granny Neutron always EVIL?!
Cindy: Oh, don't be so stupid, Ultra-Worm! Not every expression has to be taken SO LITERALLY!
Sheen: Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Cindy: Methinks you better stuff your yap before I stuff it for you!
(Sheen proceeds to eating his breakfast)
Cindy: Furthermore, Jimmy, you know I'M here to assure you too and that Granny is smiling down upon you right now .
Jimmy: Aw, thanks, Cindy. It's times like this I really appreciate your KINDER words.
("Cider House Rules Theme" plays in the background to the Granny Neutron tribute video on the ESPN Sports intro, narrated by Bob Jenkins)
Bob Jenkins (ESPN): Good afternoon, everyone. I'm Bob Jenkins alongside former NASCAR Champion and race analyst, Benny Parsons. And usually, we'd be excited to be racing in this famed Homestead-Miami Speedway, but today, joy and happiness will be impossible to soak up. Because one of our NASCAR Winston Cup drivers, Jimmy Neutron is going through a difficult time of depression because this past week he lost his dear grandmother, Granny Neutron. To honor the passing of Granny Neutron, this race is being held as a loving tribute to her memory.
Benny Parsons (ESPN): That's right, Bob. Last week, Team Fastex was in ENEMY territory when they had to race in Citiesville where they are hated and Team REXCOR is praised. (reference to the " 2000 Chum Bucket 500 Fantasy Edition Wiki") That facility is not only where the Powerpuff Girls as well as their friends and teammates are hated, it was where NASCAR Busch Series driver Eddwin Marion perished in a fatal crash caused by BUSCH Series driver, Vicky the Evil Babysitter. (referring to the Busch Series race after the "2000 Kim Possible 300 Fantasy Edition Wiki") Thankfully, the race after, Nazz Van Bartonschmeer Dean won in his honor (referring to the "2000 Far Far Away 300 Fantasy Edition Wiki") AND Rolf Shepherd won for his fellow Winston Cup Fastex teammates INCLUDING Eddward Marion, brother of Eddwin Marion in Citiesville. Team Fastex DID NOT want Crocker to win that race last week, because if he did win, he would advance into the Championship race in Atlanta instead of waitin' for this race or next week's race in Fairy World (foreshadowing the "2000 Fairy World 500 Fantasy Edition" wiki) to strike. That wouldn't be a good sight for the late Granny Neutron to see.
Bob Jenkins (ESPN): With 3 races left in the season, Team Fastex after that incredible win in Citiesville last Saturday night look to continue to rise above the ashes and keep Team REXCOR from winning the Team Championship.
Benny Parsons (ESPN): That's right, Bob. Rolf Shepherd wasn't in the Chase, but he did his job as a "defenseman" to keep Crocker from winnin' the race, so he don't go to "Hot-Lanta" as one of the Final 2 in the Team Championship standings. Team Fastex NEEDS to win BOTH here in Homestead AND next week in Fairy World in order to CLINCH the Team Championship and save Team Fastex for another season, and lettin' next week's race in Atlanta be a race for entertainment without havin' to deal with Team REXCOR's Denzel Crocker bein' a threat for the Team Championship, and that wouldn't be good for Team Fastex.
Bob Jenkins (ESPN): Will Team Fastex rise above the ashes today and win this for Granny Neutron? We will find out in 267 laps. Let's go trackside for the command!
Track P.A Announcer: And now for the most famous words in all of motorsports, please welcome your grand marshals, parents of Jimmy Neutron as well as parents-in-laws of Blossom Neutron and her sisters, Bubbles Turner and Buttercup Simpson, please welcome, Hugh and Judy Neutron! *playoff crowd cheers/roars loudly*
Judy: Thank you! Thank you! We're very HONORED and appreciate this Wonderful gesture! It's been a tragic week in the Neutron family ever since Granny Neutron died so we are glad to give the command in this race in honor of Mother Neutron's passing! Hugh, would you like to say a few words?
Judy: My husband is still lamenting. Hugh, would you help give the command for some of Granny Neutron's pies afterwards?
Hugh (sadly): I'll settle, but even pie won't help!
Judy: Gentlemen, Start your engines!!!!
Hugh (sadly in unison): Gentlemen...start your e- (suddenly sobs again) *playoff crowd cheers/roars LOUDLY* *engines start and rev loudly, in unison to the HYSTERICALLY cheering/roaring playoff crowd*
(Scene cuts to Blossom's cockpit)
Blossom: Alright, Jimmy, let's win this for Granny Neutron!
(Scene cuts to Jimmy Neutron's cockpit)
Jimmy: I'm exactly going to race with GREAT intensity in the effort that is giving it my all! I'm bringing home the gold for you, Granny!
(Scene cuts to Snap's cockpit)
Snap: That's the sportsmanship, Bucko! For Granny Neutron!
(Scene cuts to Rudy's cockpit)
Rudy: Yeah! No one from Team REXCOR ESPECIALLY Crockpot for the win!
(Scene cuts to Homer's cockpit)
Homer: Neutron boy, I know how painful it is losing someone close to you! You can count on me to see we win as though I were racing to win for my mother! (reference to the Simpsons episode, "Mona Leaves-a")
(Scene cuts to Lisa's cockpit)
Lisa: Aw, Dad, that's very compassionate of you.
(Scene cuts to Bart's cockpit)
Bart: Yeah, Homeboy, maybe if you laid off the Duff, you'd be less of an angry drunk! *laughs*
(Scene cuts to Homer's cockpit)
Homer: Why, you little-! After this race, I'm gon-
(Scene cuts to Bart's cockpit)
Bart: You can't punish me, Old man! My awesome Butter-babe and I live by ourselves!
(Scene cuts to Blossom's cockpit)
Blossom: Bart! This isn't the time for you to be fooling around with your dad! Think about Jimmy and his late Granny!
(Scene cuts to Bart's cockpit)
Bart: *sigh* You're right, Blossom. Let's kick it out there!
(Scene cuts to Ed's cockpit)
Ed: Like toy boats? Ooh! Say "toy boat" three times really fast! Toy boat, toy boat, toy-
(Scene cuts to Edd's cockpit)
Edd: Ed-! My apologies for interrupting you, but let's focus on the matter at hand here, please. Thank you.
(Scene cuts to Kevin's cockpit)
Kevin: That's right, Dor- I mean, Ed. (in his head) Gotta remember Ed and Double-D are my friends and that Eddy and the rest of Team REXCOR are the REAL dorks!
(Scene cuts to Ed's cockpit again)
Ed: Roger wilco, guys!
(Scene cuts to Jimmy Neutron's cockpit again)
Jimmy: Aw, thanks, guys. I really couldn't have asked for better friends AND teammates.
Bob Jenkins (ESPN / in unison to the playoff crowd cheering/roaring LOUDLY): Glad you're with us on ESPN as we get set to start Race #8 of the "Chase For The Cup" *playoff crowd cheers'roars LOUDER as the pace-car pulls into the pits* here in Homestead-Miami Speedway! Sideshow Mel pulls the pace-car off the track as Jimmy Neutron and Sheldon J. Plankton bring the field down for the start of the Buzz Cola 400... *cars accelerate to take the green flag, waved by Sam Melvick, in unison to the HYSTERICALLY cheering/ roaring playoff crowd*.... as Retroville Candy Bar owner, Sam Melvick waves the green flag! We're underway here in Homestead-Miami Speedway!
Joe Moore (MRN Radio): 267 Laps/400 miles make up the total distance here in Buzz Cola 400 here at Homestead-Miami Speedway, Race #8 of the NASCAR Winston Cup Series Playoffs, as now the cars come off Turn #4, the pace-car heads down pit-road, and now for the call of the start of the Buzz Cola 400, here's MRN Radio's Barney Hall!
Barney Hall (MRN Radio): Here they come down to the line, Retroville Candy Bar owner, Sam Melvick, a proud friend of Granny Neutron will drop the green flag. It is in the air, and the Buzz Cola 400 is underway. On the break, Jimmy Neutron looked like he was gonna pull away from Sheldon J Plankton by a car-length single-file before they get to Turn #1. Believe he's gonna do it.
Mike Bagley (MRN Radio): Neutron's got a fender out in front, although Plankton rallies back on the outside lane, now as they come to Turn #2! Jimmy Neutron will sweep out in front of him, and he will grab the lead off Turn #2!
Kurt Becker (MRN Radio): And here's Bubble Bass taking a quick peek to the inside out of 3rd! Ed Monobrow is pinned down to the inside lane of the backstretch back in the 4th position! Mac Kazoo's moving by him!